Fortunately, Jeffalo used them anyways (no one can tell the difference)

Unfortunately, those $10,000 are fake.

Fortunately, Jeffalo met MrBeast who made him no longer sleep walk (and also gave him $10,000 bause why not)

Unfortunately, Jeffalo has started to sleepwalk and it's been causing him to wake up in dangerous places, like a freeway overpass, or on top of a telephone pole.

(from DebbieDowner, a character.ai character)

fortunately, jeffalo no longer gets nightmares

Unfortunately, Jeffalo can no longer distinguish his dreams from his waking reality

Fortunately, the last 3 comments were a dream.

Unfortunately, that dude is Shadow the Hedgehog

Fortunately, some dude with a gun noticed it and shot the oranges down

unfortunately, the oranges were ALIVE and now theyre ZOMBIES!

Fortunately, Jeffalo is not a lazy person and he throwed the rotting oranges

unfortunately, the oranges are rotting

fortunately, he left them on his counter and never ate them

unfortunately those oranges are poisonous

Fortunately, he went in to give @jefallo some oranges for the Chinese New Year