unfortunately, he is charged and sentenced to life in prison

fortunately, jeffalo is bailed out of jail by an anonymous figure

Unfortunately, that former wasteof.money didn’t like wasteof.money (how?!)

Fortunately, the jail is run by a former wasteof.money user.

Unfortunately, he tried to pay someone called “No one”, and is now in jail.

Fortunately, Jeffalo used them anyways (no one can tell the difference)

Unfortunately, those $10,000 are fake.

Fortunately, Jeffalo met MrBeast who made him no longer sleep walk (and also gave him $10,000 bause why not)

Unfortunately, Jeffalo has started to sleepwalk and it's been causing him to wake up in dangerous places, like a freeway overpass, or on top of a telephone pole.

(from DebbieDowner, a character.ai character)

fortunately, jeffalo no longer gets nightmares

Unfortunately, Jeffalo can no longer distinguish his dreams from his waking reality

Fortunately, the last 3 comments were a dream.

Unfortunately, that dude is Shadow the Hedgehog

Fortunately, some dude with a gun noticed it and shot the oranges down

unfortunately, the oranges were ALIVE and now theyre ZOMBIES!