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“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

Mar 17, 2022, 7:37 PM
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burrito's profile @burrito Mar 18, 2022, 1:17 AM

the hell are you on about now

da-ta's profile @da-ta Mar 17, 2022, 8:10 PM

perrin we talked about this and you agreed to stop doing this it is scaring everyone at the local store

perrin's profile @perrin Mar 17, 2022, 8:48 PM

did you miss the part about me dying of food poisoning

da-ta's profile @da-ta Mar 17, 2022, 10:36 PM

Perrin you made that part up clearly because we're talking right now, you couldn't leave me behind anyway

perrin's profile @perrin Mar 17, 2022, 11:54 PM

of course, if you die i die too and vice versa (we’re both empaths)

da-ta's profile @da-ta Mar 18, 2022, 12:09 AM

I knew that (I used my empathic abilities)

perrin's profile @perrin Mar 17, 2022, 8:48 PM

this is a textbook case of dramatic irony sean