i need to set the record straight. anyone who tells you that i am @da-ta is WRONG! i am NOT @da-ta! any rumours claiming that i am an alt account of @da-ta is grossly mistaken! just because we like the same music, food, movies, memes and are both dyslexic does NOT mean we are the same person, because we're NOT! the reason i am only following @da-ta is because he paid me 1 McNugget shaped like a nugget for exclusive following rights (just like streaming services). so please, STOP with this BLATANT misinformation claiming that i am @da-ta, because i am NOT!
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The worth of a single McNugget is $0.25. If you want to be followed by @auriali, give them a quarter.
auriali requires either blood sacrifice, tame impala memorabilia, or slices of cheese in return for such a honor. go spread your propaganda somewhere else, heathen
Unfortunately for you, your words are incorrect. As you’ve artfully written such a comment, it is a shame that it contains such slander. You’re failure to realize just how ignorant you are truly shows your colors.
You, perrin, need not talk again, lest you must run through yet another gauntlet of pain, suffering, and embarrassment. Your thoughts and ideas need not be shared. They are, through your own words, “propaganda”.
You must realize, or come to someday, that you do not truly matter in such a world of hate, in such a world of madness. It is not required that you be.
But of course, you do anyways, and as this mere fact is undeniable, you mustn’t be ignored. You will, however, be willfully corrected.
This post, as written by auriali, clearly states that da-ta had given them a single chicken McNugget in exchange for a follow. The shape of such, is irrelevant. This chicken McNugget, as all others are, was worth twenty-five cents.
Good-day to you, unfortunate sir. I hope you find something that will, once and for all, make you happy.
And now, in the words that the wise-men spoke.
L + Ratio.
I would like to formally apologize for my harsh language, I was under the impression that you were able to recognize my comment as humorous and harmless, a sentiment that was repaid with further insults and unnecessary cruelty. I am, as of now, in generally pleasant spirits. I bear no ill will to you or anyone else on this platform, and meant no insult in my comment, despite my admittedly harsh word choice.
While I both admire and respect your literary skills and your dedication to your argument, you are forgetting one crucial detail.
I will opt to ignore your unfortunate slander of my viewpoints as worthless and unneeded, instead shifting my gaze to more important issues at hand.
Auriali has no need for money. In fact, she eats coins like cereal every morning for breakfast, with or without milk.
The monetary value of the chicken nugget is of no concern to her.
The nugget is what matters; the gesture, the gifting.
Monetary bribes will get you nowhere in earning her respect, especially a bribe of such minute quantity. A single quarter will not satisfy her hunger.
I respect your willingness to share the light of Auriali with the rest of the community, but you must realize that you fundamentally misunderstand the degree at which her majesty operates.
As for the invoking of the wisemen’s words, they hold no power over me. I am more ancient than even the wise men you admire so.
In other words, and I cannot street this enough, don’t care, didn’t ask.
Let us end this useless quarreling, and move on to more important matters, such as how to perform the ancient rhythmic rituals known as the whip and nae-nae. Good day to you sir.
Likewise. We both had fair and reasonable arguments, and we may now move on and live together in peace. Whip and nae-nae you too, friend.