I want to try Java.

btw, Java means Javascript, right?

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im so infuriated

java is an island with a lot of people

NO, JAVA IS NOT JAVASCRIPT

I think it’s a type of coffee

have you considered haskell

learn brainf**k

I also had that confusion when I was younger

JS is a pretty nice language, Java on the other hand is very annoying.

Python is better!1!1!

Nah man brainf*** is where it's at

b****fuck

No, it’s too limited. Every l33t programmers use Befunge-98 at least once.

Whitespace. I especially like the part where you forget which line does what because they all look the same.

(And now we wait for the rest of the esolangs to slowly be named one by one...)

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