here’s my 2026 bingo card I was working on last week but it was hard to think of 26 things

looks like I got one already yippie
anyway I got lots of other stuff I’ve been meaning to post so I’ll be starting that probably tomorrow
normally I check the news when I wake up but I’m sick and slept in this morning. I go down to get some food and apparently we bombed venezuela and abducted maduro
wow what a way to start the year
assuming I don’t go anywhere tomorrow, here are the counties I saw for the first time in 2025:

it’s been super windy today and it must be having an effect on the power lines outside the office cause every now and then there’s a little

IT made me an admin account today at work and I was struggling to think of a good password
I finally came up with one but it kept getting rejected. I was sure I had all the requirements right, but eventually we realized that the issue was I accidentally used the username as part of it lmao
don’t really stay out past 12 anymore and I’m tired for a week of travel and few sleep I am actually delusional right now this is crazy
I just saw some things on the road that weren’t there as well as two (?) deer that I’m like 95% sure were real although I don’t know if the one had the antlers or if I imagined that too
I didn’t even drink what is wrong with me please I just think want to go to sleep :(
what will I think about this post the next time I read I it Will I understand the madness !
anyway that shopping at the mall my friends and I’m going to sleep until I have my day of work 
! give me liberty or give me death
made it out of the canada
that was a rough 12 hours of driving I’m happy to be home again and now I have to go to work tomorrow 
all of my confidence leaving my body the moment I try to speak french (I don’t know any french)

back to the sandbox we go! (this time it’s caribbean beaches instead of desert at least)

Also I was not aware that we had any territorial disputes with venezuela, like if you asked me I might have said we’ve claimed some small islands or banks that colombia has also claimed, but I don’t remember hearing about us wanting venezuelan oil fields idk