i went to go eat breakfast and there was no table

and then i turned around and the ikea assembly people were standing menacingly at me

why was i not informed

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Dear Jeff. I would like to know what is the reason for thiz assembly. Unfortunately, I was golfing with Putin and Joe so…

This feels like one of those social media brand names that post the most random stuff on twitter and end up on r/fellowkids

How did they get in?

the door

i don’t think so

Then that’s on jeffalo.

No, because he went to buy a door too.

they used the ae8t9hiojw&^FGYUHJGHIUKJ of course