@oren | wasteof.money 4

Forget zodiac signs, try this:

Google “florida man [insert your birthday here]” and tell us what comes up. Mine is “Florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse on multiple occasions”

Mar 8, 2023, 1:14 AM

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@8bit Mar 8, 2023, 9:17 PM

Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain

(it is in florida so it counts)

@oren Mar 8, 2023, 9:22 PM

Bro is a shaman fr

@8bit Mar 8, 2023, 9:17 PM

Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain

(it is in florida so it counts)

@e3ri Mar 8, 2023, 2:59 PM

Florida man climbs playground, tells kids where babies come from

@yuri Mar 8, 2023, 2:38 PM

Florida man accused of killing iguana uses 'stand your ground' defense to try to get charge dropped

@slider_on_the_black Mar 8, 2023, 6:14 AM

Florida man arrested for DUI after he smoked pot to prepare for jesus to return

@pkmnq Mar 8, 2023, 2:56 AM

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage.

@chester Mar 8, 2023, 4:14 AM

10/7?

@pkmnq Mar 8, 2023, 6:45 AM

Yes

@radi8 Mar 8, 2023, 1:43 AM

o_O

beastiality is literally illegal

@oren Mar 8, 2023, 2:18 AM

Hence he was arrested

@radi8 Mar 8, 2023, 12:54 PM

wasn’t it his dog?

@chester Mar 8, 2023, 4:07 AM

so true bestie