Ok, I admit it, you both got me

OREN ALSO KILLED MY FAMILY AND BROKE MY LEGS. HE ALSO SENT TO ME TO MEXICO AND I’M LYING ON THE GROUND SOMEWHERE IN A DESERT! I AM NOW WRITING THIS WITH MY LAST PIECE OF DATA AND NOW REQUEST FOR HELP.

OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS BUT OREN STOLE THE MONA LISA AND MURDERED GEORGE WASHINGTON

I've gotten to the point that I'm numb to people making up lies about me

The sheer impossibility of getting people to understand me online makes me want to grow up and be a rancher in Nevada

comments