here goes:

pineapple on pizza is good

does anyone feel like starting a controversy? apparently it’s the fastest way to get followers on here

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MONSTROSITY

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

But I hate pineapples!

ok disliking pineapples themselves is fine

i’ve never had it so i cant give an opinion

except for an opinion: if pineapple pizza was terrible, nobody would buy it, and large pizza chains definitely wouldnt sell it

bruh you’re right, this is not how controversies are supposed to work