The Eevee Associates for America.

America needs a new political party. Both of the current ones are bad. Republicans are way too reactionary, Democrats are pro-censorship, and both are getting more extreme. Neither appropriately represents an average person.

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I’mma have to register to vote if y’all get on the ballot

what are your policies lol

So we start with taking every ten year old kid and giving them a choice between sprigatito, fuecoco, or quaxly. However the older you get, the older generation of starters you get to choose from.

I need to figure out the rest of my policies later

that sounds like a good start!

wait so if i’m 15 (not my real age…at least right now), which generation would i get?

Gen 4, Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup