sleeping with the windows open is awesome until it suddenly drops to 37ºf at 5am with no warning, exacerbating both my seasonal allergies and the phlegm cough that’s leftover from having the flu 3 weeks ago

Sleeping with your windows open is cool until a FAMILY OF 5 FREAKING FOXES moves into the backyard and they make weird noises all night while the dogs bark at it and sounds like an entire bus full of kindergartners is being mauled by a pack of Rottweilers outside my window at 3 in the morning

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it drops to 37?!

oh wait imperial

ah yes, it’s quite common for temps to drop from 70º to 37º Celsius between 3pm and 5am here in Massachusetts, ‘tis but a mild inconvenience