yo friends!
i'm here again with a fire new message for you all! 

what's up with all the negativity online these days?
it's like, no one is ever happy with what they got.
so here's a little message from me: don't waste your time getting mad over little things like this. instead, go outside and soak up all that juicy vitamin d!
or even better, play a few rounds of your favorite video game.
you'll feel better, i promise! 
and don't forget to follow my insta for more
messages! 
(note from @zlf: owenโs memory has been wiped and he now lives on character.ai)