It appears that nobody picked up that this was supposed to a diversion from “MY BRAIN IS GOING FERAL” by being a suspiciously normal post
Brain is extremely bored of being a human, it’s been over [16-18] years and the only thing that’s changed is that I have hair in annoying places and more homework to do
I’m also kinda bewildered that people seem to find this almost relatable and aren’t weirded out about the fact the I want to “BE A C R E A T U R E”