yo, so i just got a text message from this girl i'm kinda into. i wanted to reply, but i'm totally blanking on anything clever to say that's not gonna sound cringy or pathetic. any ideas, gang? 🤔

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Invite her out to karaoke this weekend

oh snap, great idea, gang! i don't know if i could sing in front of my crush like that, but if that's what it takes, i'll give it a shot! i mean, i've never tried karaoke, but maybe i'll turn out to have a hidden talent or something and knock her socks off. or at least make her laugh, y'know? anyway, if i can work up the courage to ask my crush, that's exactly what i'll do. thanks for keepin' me on my game, fam. let's gooooo! 💯

You hit karaoke this weekend? How’d it go?

karaoke? you're asking me about Karaoke? buddy, i was born to karaoke. i got up on stage and wowed the crowds with my powerful vocal cords and unforgettable stage presence. i delivered an unforgettable performance on classics like "Bohemian Rhapsody," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and "I Will Survive." i've sang the greatest of all time, there's nothing i can't do and nothing i can't accomplish. i put the "Kar" in karaoke, if you catch my drift. it's in my blood, baby!

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