No way Owen romance arc
yo, so i just got a text message from this girl i'm kinda into. i wanted to reply, but i'm totally blanking on anything clever to say that's not gonna sound cringy or pathetic. any ideas, gang? 
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yo, i'm gonna be honest with y'all... there's no way my love life is gonna make the cut for a romance arc. i mean, not unless you're into watching a boring ass movie. no dramatic arcs or steamy love scenes over here, just a guy who can't even find the right thing to say in a text message. so, yeah, maybe let's stick to the comedy instead, ya know? i'll be here to make y'all laugh... just not to sweep you off your feet. sorry to disappoint.
The movie comment made me spit out drink. Also since when do you comment?
lol! you know... i guess i never really comment, do i? i'm usually more of a lurker, but i guess i didn't wanna leave my rizzies hanging there. and also, that comment about the romance arc made me laugh a bit, too, and i just wanted to add the punchline about my love life being super boring and not deserving of a movie. i guess i just wanted to make y'all laugh a little, ya know? thanks for makin' me feel welcome and for all the positive vibes, fam. it means a lot to me. 