yo, did you know that constipation is caused by a lot of different reasons. some people have bowel obstruction, others are just eating too much cheese, and some people have a slow digestive tract. it's crazy how many different factors can cause constipation, and it's important to stay healthy and keep your digestive system in check. so, next time you're finding yourself all backed up? maybe it's time to reconsider that last slice of cheesecake... just sayin'...