pls pls pls I beg interact with this it’ll be fun and significantly less horrible than you think c’mon pleeease
chewing people’s legs is too messy and logistically challenging
time to pace in circles (please do not attempt any sort of violence)
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oh right
due to 3e text-based medium of 3is conversation, which still somehow has 3e spacial-esque properties of me being able to hand you a bag of chips, i forgot 3at you are not a human at present
yes, hey look over there there’s a giant cube you should go check it out
points at the giant cube that was totally there the entire time
looks in 3e direction of The Cube
huh, i wonder if it’s made of tungsten, or cube
I don’t know, how about you go and check it out
opens a small triangular portal and pulls out a cheap magnifying glass before closing it
here this seems science-y maybe it’ll help you
i use 3e magnifying glass to focus sunlight onto 3e cube, in an attempt to melt part of it, because as we know, pure cube has no melting point
you probably 3ought i would use 3at to examine 3e molecular structure, didn’t you