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Zunächst Kung müssen ang die kanang beiden pinto linken ay Türen naging braun kayumanggi, gemacht ang werden, manlalaro damit ay sie hindi kopiert makakakuha werden ng können, mga da negatibong sie brown gegen na Hauptschlüssel susi, immun dahil sind. ang Dann pinto müssen ay -5 magsisilbing braune normal Schlüssel na von kayumangging der 5-pinto. rechten Dapat Tür mag-ingat geholt ang werden, manlalaro um na den huwag Fluch sumpain der ang Tür tamang aufzuheben, pinto. die Upang -5 maiwasan Hauptschlüssel ang gibt. pagmumura Schließlich sa muss kanang die pinto, Tür, maaaring die gamitin braune ng Schlüssel manlalaro gibt, ang benutzt 5 werden, positibong um brown 5 na weitere susi braune sa Schlüssel isang zu sinumpaang bekommen kopya und ng den gitnang Vorgang kaliwang zu pinto. wiederholen.

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i like the random “Tür” in there

this looks like german but if the language was drunk

That looks like some hybrid of Dutch and German

I can read like 10 words in this text

Does ⟨ng⟩ sound like a German word

Because I don’t think so

*German or Dutch

I didn't catch that one

well, i can read some of the words

What is this (a) blend of German and Tagalog?

That’s your problem

No, because not even Google Translate can read it.

Should have used Duolingo to learn the language. Every one who says “oH bUt wE hAvE gOoGlE tRanSLaTe” has been proven wrong

I do use duolingo, actually!

I created this so yes it is in a sense my problem