let’s play “steamed hams but it’s a wasteof comment thread”. just reply to the bottommost comment, continuing the script of that skit i think everyone’s familiar with by this point. i’ll start.
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Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Skinner, with his crazy explanations, the Superintendent's gonna need his medication. When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town - tonight.
Ṡ̶̡̭̣̫̪̲͙̪̭̱͕̝̣̑͊͌̉̄̐̐̈́͌̎́ͅE̷̛̥͈͕̙̤̜̪̤͖̱̳̱̺̞̐̆̂̈́͂̓̎͘̕͜͠ͅẼ̷͉̘̏̈́̽̅͛̌̏Ę̷̬̞̲̹̠̖̬́̊̂̍͛̚͜Ḙ̸̦͔̫̜̻͖̞̮͈̘̜̞̺̮̱̃̊̒̔̍̈́͒̾̀̂͐̕̕͜͝͝͠Ẹ̵̜̜̘̰͇̠͕͕̯̅̎͂Ȩ̵̪͓͇̬̙̳̮͖̳̬̜̝̠͙̳̑̔̾ͅȨ̸̤͎͎̥̠̥̟̖͍̗́͛̈̋́́͒̿̄́̄̆̆͘͘Y̴̡̖͖̤̣͉̰̣͍̱̣̳͂̿͂̔̐̌͒͐̄̽͊̇̊̈́̀͘͝ͅM̵̨̼͖̺̱̩͚̺̲̮̻̭͍̠͇͇̄͋Ŏ̵̝͖͈͚̘̖̤̦̜͉̔͜Ơ̷̛͚̜̫͙͕̘͔̯͈̻͍̙͙̼̟̼̈́͂̂̑͗̊͆͝͝ͅO̶̜͒̔͆́͋̀Ơ̵̢̮̪̫͎̞̭͇͚͓͚̑̓͛͊̂̏͌̍̅̎͘͘͝ͅǪ̸͖̣̯̬̖̜͔͕̹̙̞͉͕͈̈́͂͛̔̈̋̀͆́̂̀͂͐̄͘̕͘ͅṴ̵̄̓̉R̵̞̻̞̜͚̪̝̤͈̂̀͗͗̓͊̀̉̎͋̔̊̋̎͘͝͝R̸̛͈̔̀̍͊̆̽̈̈̓̈͘R̶͇̻̾̓̾Ŕ̷͕͖̞̟̘̺̤̜͆̎̑̑̅̓̀̃̉͋͜͝!̵̨̡̲̗̤̠̰͆͒͛́̈!̷̡͕̗̩̠̘̭̣͚̈́!̸̨̨͍̭͖̻̲̂̎̎͂͛͂̂̏͘͜͝͝ͅ
Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?