have u ever taken a poop so big that u had to like stand up and look at it in the toilet in disbelief
i feel like everyone who eats a decent amount has had that experience at some point lmao
what?? what did i say something abnormal lol
i swear its a rly common thing lol - like no way u have never had that moment where ur just like "wtf how is my body just shitting out a sausage like that" like how are ur intestines making those shapes lmao
mao what i dont rmb saying anything that bad lol
how about:
have u ever had a poop that was so huge that u just had to stand up and look in disbelief at the log of a turd that u just shat out of ur ass
better?