@mef | wasteof.money 4

MAULS YOU BLOOD EVERYWHERE VIOLENCE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD YOU BITING GNAWING NO ESCAPE BITING YOU FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE

Jun 25, 2024, 3:24 AM

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@landonhere Jun 25, 2024, 3:24 PM

“How to protect yourself from a feral creature: pour a cup of popcorn fried chicken (or any other small bits of meat) into a zorb ball and put it on the creature’s head. Not only will it be unable to bite you, but it will likely forget about you and focus on the bits of meat bouncing around its head.” -Icelandic Waters

@mef Jun 25, 2024, 4:08 PM

where where where

@landonhere Jun 25, 2024, 4:20 PM

. . . I don't actually have any popcorn fried chicken at the moment, so have this instead. *throws a lantern mouse at you*

@esben Jun 25, 2024, 2:31 PM

Mefs Lawyer hates his job

@mef Jun 25, 2024, 2:54 PM

can’t hate your job if you’re under anesthesia for surgery for excessive bite wounds

@esben Jun 25, 2024, 3:03 PM

big brain