You’ve travelled back in time to 5678 BCE just before your time machine imploded into nothing. You haven’t brought anything on your journey through time and space, and there are primitive people farming and carrying pots, speaking perfect English for some reason.

What do you say to convince them you’re a god?

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You haven’t brought anything on your journey through time and space

Then how do I have a time machine? The phone would obviously be in-built

Just before your time machine imploded into nothing

My clothes 😭😭😭

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