My fellow Americans, I would like to take this moment to apologize for my misunderstanding. I mistook Auriali’s previous posts as their manifesto (I was tired), so I would like to correct my previous statement. The things Auriali has said about what they would do is likely disingenuous.
If you elect me, as I said, you will get free waffles and pancakes on Sunday, which will give you energy, which will prevent you from making the same mistake I did on this day.
BEEP BEEP UH OH STINKY!!! FACT CHECK
Auriali has not published their manifesto yet. There are plans to release it tomorrow. Any statements regarding the manifesto at this time are pure speculation. The Auri24 campaign will continue to give straight facts to the users of wasteof. We’re not in the funny business, we’re in the silly business!
@auriali is being dishonest in their manifesto. If you elect me as president, not only will I try to make this country a better place for everyone, I’ll make both waffles and pancakes are free on Sundays, and french toast sticks half off!
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I don't think nonamerican residents can vote in the presidential election @election
anyone can vote >:( we’re not voting for america’s president, we’re voting for wasteof’s!! And wasteof is switzerland
We thank you for correcting your statement! Mistakes happen, but owning up to it is great! 