sometimes I wonder if I should lie on the internet more

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nonono if you lie on it you might squash it!!!

I did not consider this

I lie a lot online, so when people try to dox me with “Haha your name is Kevin you live in France and you’re 14” I can say “Nope 😎

I’ve known so many kevins this might just be true though

Well it might be true or it might not be

sounds exactly like something kevin would say

you should be lying more in general

but e3ri says I shouldn’t

do not

but pkmnq says I should be