way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

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hold on now, baby, i'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment

so we broke up and i never saw her again but thats just the way things go… in

AAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1!1!1

AAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!1!1!1

epic guitar solo

anyway things really started looking up for me because about a week later i achieved my lifelong dream:

thats right i got me a part time job at the sizzler

i even made employee of the month after i put out that grease fire out with my face. aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that, i was gettin' a lot of attitude

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