uhh uhhhm
i have a website for this now i should probably link it somewhere https://somenoodlesguy.github.io
cool people that you should follow right now (also protip: surround a mention with quotes to link to someone’s profile without giving them a notification (this info was stolen from “@kiwi“))
i’m not too active on here as i was in the past but ill probably post from time to time
pigeons have wings and can fly
ostriches have wings but cant fly
surely this means that the wings aren't what makes the bird fly
(clueless)
youtube's new ai censorship bullshit is, well, absolute bullshit
protip: watch as many videos about taxes as you can
i make sure to make sure that my post frequency is consistently inconsistent
uhhh uhh what do i actually say hmmm
vote kiwi for president nah too boring
hmm
the red spy is in the base
learning a slavic language is fun until you get sent to albuquerque by the albuquerque boogeyman
here’s to another bimontly (twice a month, not once every 2 monts (also ignore the anomaly that is april)) post
you should eat a baked potato
nature valley bars try not to explode into 82 vigintillion crumbs challenge (impossible)
im node.js but without the .js and also with ols
awesome without wesome, a u found abandoned under a bridge, an r that rolled down a hill near my least favourite toothpaste museum, an i which was seen lying on the pavement near my favourite deli, an extra a (cloned with a futuristic device i have acquired via a time machine i built), an l found loitering near the local tesco metro, and another i (cloned via the aforementioned futuristic device i have acquired via a time machine i built) is me