the early bird doesn’t catch the worm because it’s actually 4 pm
don’t you hate it when a helicopter drops a mango and the mango cracks open to reveal an ad for a skin care product
todays saturday!!!! yippee yay yeoshoifljdkhbsijowefchiojdhzsjiedcuefwoijdkjehoru
it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: slapping your knee for no reason
“aluminium or aluminum”
neither. let’s just get rid of ALL the i’s. alumnum