And now my Great will become Migreator! Spread your wings, you adorable duck! Take flight! . . . I said WINGS, not UNIBROW!
~ out-of-contract quote
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: An advancement has been made in the “ghost using nail polish” incident investigation. Evidence has been linked to the investigation into Suspect 487, who currently has active warrants for arson, leaving the scene of a crime, and several other charges. An anonymous witness to last week’s incident, who wishes to be referred to as “Polus Skywatcher”, reported a tip on the suspect’s whereabouts. The authorities declined to comment on any ongoing investigation, citing the risk of jeopardizing secrecy.
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THE TALLY FOXES THAT BITING SHINS WAS “FUN”?
In case you haven’t realized, I’m using the Apple Ecosystem v26 beta on all my devices - except my watch, which doesn’t need the battery drain. While sniffing around the macOS Photos app, I found this submenu buried in a context menu, and its functionality seems . . . oddly specific. Isn’t this kind of export function supposed to be relegated to an Open in… option?
Please, we don’t need a third person fighting over the iced tea . . .
Icelandic Waters: “Whenever I commit to a late-night research hour, I should publicly shame myself by screenshotting whatever I was doing to waste time that I could've used trying to go to sleep, and posting it on wasteof with the caption ‘I don't need sleep. I need answers.’.”
Icelandic Waters: “. . . Hey, now that I think about it . . .”
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: A fire broke out in the east wing of Tallying Hall during an altercation between an exhibitionist and a convention-goer. Eyewitnesses claim that the exhibitionist started the fire and may have done so unintentionally, but they fled the scene and could not be found. Animal control officers have returned to the venue to provide extra security as the incident is investigated.
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: where the fuck am i
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: i am being blackmailed
Nighty morning! Currently suffering a streak of increasingly severe insomnia. Decided to spend my midnight research hours learning about . . . well, let's just call it a little kerfuffle in a distant fandom, regarding my recent friend <4478426-8974567466>. If I didn't need to sleep, I could absolutely operate around the clock. I could really use a Stantler about now.
Long division makes no sense, and lights just flashed outside the window. Weasel buddy Lakkatura coordinated scientific field knitting a replica of in the corner while Wikipedia page princess-dragon tropes Lillian merge daylight savings notification Giratina motor scooter thumb foremost joint stolen owls gyratory facts iceberg treasure chest torpedoes polystyrene foam character limit virus genome Wallace and Grommet disruption incident Mulligan in the sub old dysfunctional glue Rotom pathetic interloper kerosene lamp! Zzzzzzzzz…
Is there an industry term for the movie format in which the protagonist walks into another world and tries to escape, only to discover that the other world is actively fighting back and is keen on making them a permanent resident? I became a fan of a certain character from Spirited Away six months before I watched it for real, and I just finished watching The Cat Returns. Both of those movies follow this fish-out-of-water story dynamic, and I must say that it's one of my favorite genres!
Icelandic Waters: “Furret’s Rocket Elevators now offers air freight services. Get an order of ten thousand blocks of polished andestite delivered to the world border in under 5 in-game days. Multiple transport solutions, lodestone compass-based order tracking, professional route safety oversight, insurance against cargo loss caused by tree grazes, installation of automatic unloading systems, and Nether roof expedited transport are also available.”
I'm not walking out of this until I've secured my two rolls of tape!
- the Icelandic Waters, playing Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Have you ever tried to write a story involving time travel? Great, now imagine a story scenario in which a character creates infinite inter-temporal duplicates of themself, all of them collimating on a single point in time. I can’t be entirely sure what happens when an infinite number of deified, grief-driven entities simultaneously lunge at a creature about to be killed in a landslide, but I’m certain that it wouldn’t end well.
I feel that I need to elaborate on this post. The liquid glass UI is normal, but the square buttons are a visual glitch. If this has been intended behavior, I wouldn't have had the Icelandic Waters narrate the post. This is what it actually looks like:
Icelandic Waters: “Man, the new iOS beta is lookin’ weird. I know they said they were going to take the UI in a new direction, but this is a little much…”
