Contrary to what I said yesterday, we’ve decided to release the last few parts of this bit later tonight. We were going to keep doing this for two more days, but we’re not having fun anymore and want the story to be complete.
Will share special thanks afterwards and then regularly scheduled kiwi/late/mase/toaksposting will return
wtf is adventuremase gonna do as president? they're also already on the island so im still president by default… the island definitely caused some… weird mind tricks with them….
“I’m going on a trip with a Hello Kitty Girl!”
the state i find bro in:
PRESIDENT KIWI “WHOOPSIES” OFF SHEER CLIFF FACE AND DIES
Early today, we received a second radio message from the survivors of the presidential plane crash. It contains grim news. According to the professional killer @adventuremase, our great president @kiwi “had a little whoopsie-daisy and just so happened to fall hundreds of feet down a cliff. We didn’t confirm he died but I mean c’mon.” Now, this reporter usually does not give opinions on matters such as these. However, I believe the implications of this are obvious: @toaks killed the president.
PRESIDENT KIWI MISSING IN ACTION
Late last night, disaster struck our great president @kiwi. Shortly after departing the airport on a charity trip with the national treasurer @toaks and the executive executioner @adventuremase, communication with the president’s plane stopped. Reports from shortly before communications cut suggests Toaks may have attempted to take control of the plane, with the intention of performing “a triple backwards barrelroll,” and immediately crashed the plane. We are currently working to re-establish communication with any survivors.
i have made a buymeacoffee, just for $2, you get nothing from me, other than satisfaction for wasting money, oh and for server costs
genuinely though, any amount of support will help!
speaking of which, a delicious ranch you can make at home is
one cup of milk
one cup of mayo
and one 1oz packet of hidden valley ranch seasoning
quite literally on the box as well, good ranch
had to shut my site down temporarily since i don't have any money left for a few months to keep it up :^)
my girlfriend !!!!!!spoiler alert: im here, doing everything in private
Hello, my fellow Wasteofers! Since the president is trapped in this non-existent place called “Australia” and the vice president is no where to be seen: I, as your head of commerce, will enact phase one of my plan to take over this platform.
What is phase one?
It is the phase where I create the rest of this plan. But do not worry! I have concepts of a plan to restore order to this war-torn platform.