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shoutout to @salad and @han for being based people

as well as @rustacean for being tuff.

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im also 90% sure she technically groomed me but that’s a story for another day

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today i learned my ex-girlfriend is a whore

excuse my language but this girl genuinely cheated on me with 4 guys at the same time, proceeded to break up and say she was losing interest, then went on to talk about how she was protecting me.

she then proceeded to continue talking to the guy she cheated on me with, even tho he just wants her for her body and its so obvious (AND SHE KNOWS BTW — SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY???).

oh btw she got mad at me for getting upset about this? she said i was “too jealous” and “clingy” (also, in her exact words, said “omg you’re so cute when you’re clingy”)

i don’t really care but this is genuinely sad, didn’t think the person i fell in love with would be like this in reality. been dating for nearly 6 months too, and i’ve known her for a year and half. sweet.

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today i learned my ex-girlfriend is a whore

excuse my language but this girl genuinely cheated on me with 4 guys at the same time, proceeded to break up and say she was losing interest, then went on to talk about how she was protecting me.

she then proceeded to continue talking to the guy she cheated on me with, even tho he just wants her for her body and its so obvious (AND SHE KNOWS BTW — SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY???).

oh btw she got mad at me for getting upset about this? she said i was “too jealous” and “clingy” (also, in her exact words, said “omg you’re so cute when you’re clingy”)

i don’t really care but this is genuinely sad, didn’t think the person i fell in love with would be like this in reality. been dating for nearly 6 months too, and i’ve known her for a year and half. sweet.

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what are we doing here man

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god tier failed ratio

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type ratio = based[]

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typescript sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but im FORCED to use it for funny features :((((((((((

i hate typescript!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

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can we get a new social meddia playform where burrito is the only user and we send posts via discord webhook so we can see him burritoposting

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apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said

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we’re living in a dystopia

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so niche

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neither.

$100,000,000,005 to MY cashapp

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$5 to Skylar’s Cashapp or $100 billion to Israel?! 🗣️🔥💯

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we all died in 2020 and ts heaven 🤣🤣🤣

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every day I wake up and witness new horrors provided to me by burrito

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“How is @paradock transphobic?”

he bans everyone but mrmeems (who is openly transphobic, and receives no punishment for it)

he just glazes the fuck out of mrmeems lol

this isn’t even ragebait, @cheesewhisk3rs.

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@paradock is a corrupt figure who allows transphobia on his platform

yet he somehow bans me and han for ragebait, HARMLESS ragebait too btw??

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i got banned from darflen for ragebaiting Which is a sure sign that the ragebait worked

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I love christmastime when my cousins visit 😭😭🙏🙏 only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid 😂✌️

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@paradock is a corrupt figure who allows transphobia on his platform

yet he somehow bans me and han for ragebait, HARMLESS ragebait too btw??

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i got banned from darflen for ragebaiting Which is a sure sign that the ragebait worked

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Jarred sumner has been teasing features of Bun 1.3 for two months now. They filmed the update video a month ago and they’re releasing on the 29th. WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG?? These are psychological war crimes.

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wake up babe new burrito post just dropped

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imagine your card declines at the abortion clinic and the doctor just starts nuttin in you

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