@kyletech

ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 2/2)

If you have not reviewed my presidential candidacy announcement in part 1, I highly suggest you do so.

Anyways, we will now got through the rest of the campaign.

1. If you vote for me, there will be free pizza and the Coke House will be erected alongside the Crack House as the main administration office.

2. @leaks will share what the Funny Baboon Inclosure has not yet revealed. I think it’s time we learn the truth about what they’ve been doing.

3. @dacatblock will be my VP, I’m declaring that now. I think he’ll be awesome in helping us make wasteof truly amazing.

4. Replies will have the JD Vance face meme if there’s some L takes or ultra political discussion. This will be so fun.

5. Free Pizza will be provided as well as free burgers and fries. At this point, we’ll be making all foods free.

6. The Soup Meme Court will appoint @Auriali as their judge. We have healed our wounds from last election and we plan to do so much together. Auri will preside as the judge and will make sure that wasteof remains truly great.

7. @esben will be the Secretary of State. He will be amazing fit for our great wasteof.

8. Wasteof v4 will include video sharing and dislike buttons.

9. Bitcoin will be the official currency of wasteof and an active reserve will be in place to protect ourselves from inflation.

10. The cat will officially become the national animal and will be declared a protected species. Come on, I think we should protect those cute felines

Vote KyleTech today to make wasteof truly amazing

ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)

I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.

Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.

But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?

Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.

1. Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.

2. Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).

3. Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.

4. Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.

5. Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.

   PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW

   VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!

Hi guys.

Although some people see me as being completely conservative, I’m actually not 100% pro MAGA. I don’t like to engage in politics very often, which seems contradictory considering the fact that I have posted a now deleted endorsement on the Blaze account last year. This post will serve as a final post regarding my political beliefs, and I’m going to leave it here. I’m done with all of the politics going on with the platform lately. I’m ending it right here and setting the record straight.

I am what people call a swing voter, and I don’t support both parties entirely. This is because both parties support some policies that leave lasting damage for the nation and/or support policies that benefit America, depending on the politician we’re talking about. I believe that we should vote for politicians that will make the country better, not just with words, but with actions, regardless of party. And honestly, I won’t waste my time in politics, as it divides people, and it’s emotionally draining.

Although at the time, I didn’t think it was right for @jeffalo to completely censor the sockpuppet accounts on wasteof. However, I now agree on why he did it, and I completely support his reasoning.

In conclusion, this is my last time speaking about this. I’m happy to answer some questions you may have, but if you try and start arguments or drama against me, I will not respond to you anymore. I’m done.

Thank you for your time, and have a great day.

Sincerely,

KyleTech

My merch is on there too btw

This is going to be one of my best products if I can pull this off

Hi!

My name is KyleTech, and I own the social media website, Blaze. (https://blazeapp.net/)

I usually don’t post much on this account but I will certainly do so now because why not? Make sure you guys follow me for more posts like this.

-KyleTech