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The media is trying to keep my campaign a secret smh

Vote for V1, blood in every pot and a quarter in every wallet

Wasteof News

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Top News:

ELECTION

Las Vegas, USA

On Monday, June 30th, voting begins! Currently, the candidates are @/oren, @/kiwi, @/kyletech, @/sixfourlu, @/pufferfish101007, @/wynd, @/v1, and @/the-owlsss. many candidates have promised improvements during their reign presidency including lower waffle taxes, free waffles, bigger cheese caves, and more. As is usual, the competitive candidates have already started campaigning for themselves and against each other.

this election will have a few different rules concerning voting, as there will be no changing votes after you’ve cast your first vote. several presidential candidates, including @/kiwi and @/oren, have already chosen the majority of their cabinets and officials.

if you’re running and I forgot to mention you, just comment below!

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Thanks for reading! More updates on the election soon. - =^..^=

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I would like to announce I am running for president. If I win everyone will get as many quarters as they desire.

1 lie, you do not need a new interest

3 TRUTHS, NO LIES:

  • hyperdeath is what happens when something is ultrakilled

  • v1 is an overengineered yeet machine

  • i need a new special interest

I'm getting the urge to commit tax fraud

Behold! The power of the spare change in my back pocket

Waste of Money user… Turn back… Now…

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"Machine, turn back now"

Naw bro you're a marketable plushie

Gabriel rejected me 🥀

You clearly haven't seen how hot Gabriel is.

Honestly, and forgive my very, very uninformed opinion, Ultrakill just looks like a more expensive Quake II.

V2? But I thought there wasn't even anything to reconstruct!!

Certain content will be v2.

Hell's looking a little different. . . It's like everywhere I've been has been. . . Revamped somehow. . . Also I found secret areas in 0-1 and 1-1 nothing could go wrong here!

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Hello from V4!!!

I unlocked my essay flow state with ultrakill breakcore 💪🤾

Yup that had a whole town but light work. "Prime soul" just put the fries in the bag bro

Idk who that "minos" guy was but what a pushover! Anyways now that I've killed him twice im going to the next super duper secret area, but how hard could it really be?

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Idk who that "minos" guy was but what a pushover! Anyways now that I've killed him twice im going to the next super duper secret area, but how hard could it really be?

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V1 ultrakill

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