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But I enjoy being bipedal :[

ULTRAKILL but instead of a robot you're a creature and you just run around
and kill and kill and its got nauseating camera motion and PSX horror graphics
yeeees haha I need this sooo bad

how hard would it be to make that a mod

The only thing hotter than hell is Gabriel 🥵

As a software, I yearned for the Hell

I'm bout ta projectile booooooooooooooost

If I kill something in hell does it go to super hell

When am I going to get to kill super satan

Update: I was wildly wrong.

who's this Minos and Sisyphus I've been hearing of? I beat both of them already, in Lust and Greed :P they can't be that strong

"p ranking" stuff :P

I... Am... V1 🤨

Is this a me reference

√-1 asked

Wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka

I am placing blocks and stuff cause I'm in freaking Minecraft

Don't ask me to flip a coin it won't end well

gods, I wish there was wine in hell

Pew pew kaboom

wait I have impossible username

4 gold coins

I did community service by clearing demons and stuff from hell (so $5)

Wasting - does throwing my money constantly count?

First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!

A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.

Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.

Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!

📢 Meet the Administration

Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.

  1. President - @auriali

  2. Vice President - @perrin

  3. First Gentleman - @beemoviebot

  4. Second Gentleman - @da-ta

  5. Secretary of State - @kiwi

  6. Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks

  7. Secretary of Defence - @eris

  8. Attorney General - @esben

  9. Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd

  10. Secretary of Commerce - @oren

  11. Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter

  12. Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8

  13. Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz

  14. Secretary of Transportation - @mef

  15. Secretary of Energy - @lily

  16. Secretary of Education - @elsie

  17. Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss

  18. Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf

  19. Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt

  20. King - @jeffalo

As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!

Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!

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