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hi hi hi, pinned post time (subject to change bc people change)!

online aliases (in order of preference): ally, ally :), allyz, ally smile

essentials: she/her, person of color, in uni on my 2nd degree (help) ♡

mainly post stuff about my life! i try to keep my profile a happy, comfy & safe place. i also really like existing peacefully, so if you’re here to say things that will hurt people’s feelings or cause arguments, this is not the place for you :)

interests:

detroit: become human, skyrim: the elder scrolls v, minecraft, SCP, one direction, louis tomlinson, drawing, writing, donating blood, everything everywhere all at once, resident evil 2 & 4, valorant, heathers (both movie & musical), hitman

25 0 36

so apparently i’m secretary of housing on wasteof.money ??

anyway i have decided to open communal housing to any for whom it would be a wise financial decision. rent will be set at a flat rate of $500 USD per month - less than a quarter of the average U.S. rent - for a maximum of seven roommates per living space :3

17 0 6

being the animal shelter for my friendgroup’s modded minecraft server is funny because every time i log on there’s been a change to who’s in my house:

- i adopted one (1) green firebird, JADEN

- one of my friends dropped Esmerelda the green firebird at my door

- another one of my friends unceremoniously gave me B*st*rd (uncensored in reality lol) the green firebird

- the roof of my house somehow suffocated Esmerelda

- I adopted CIDER the red firebird, 4 skeleton horses, and two horses

- yet another friend left EK-[insert something I forget all the numbers] Fiva Board the green firebird inside my house, claiming that he would pay rent (in all fairness, he did)

- yet another friend spawned Jonothan the cow on my porch and decided that I should keep him

- B*st*rd’s owner acidentally killed him while relocating Jonothan

- i adopted four cats: WAIMARIE, KORORIKO, MĀKOKO, and MIETTE, and two dogs: TOTOA and and an as-of-yet unnamed dog

- We saved Edward the enderman from damnation by putting him in a boat, but he was preventing me from sleeping, so I moved him outside under a tree

- the friend who dropped Esmerelda with me is now planning to keep Manny the wooly mammoth at my house

- the guy who spawned Jonothan the cow accidentally killed Edward while giving him a new house, so we adopted Edwardina to cope with our loss

- the same guy also brought 2 pandas and a nudibranch (???) to storage at my house.

update: i am building a server zoo

17 0 0

every day when i pick my outfit i have to decide the vibe i’m going for... am i going for a more adam sandler look, or do we go hyperfeminine? retired horse girl or business casual? the possibilities are endless

21 1 10

shoutout to the frat bro (?) i met while watching the aurora borealis, who, upon seeing the bear-shaped silhouette of a tree, declared: “WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!” and spent a good few minutes chatting about markiplier with me

12 1 0

the genres of my top streamed songs this month are in order:

indie pop, german alt rock, queer pop, league of legends music (please withhold your judgement), chinese pop, 2010s nightcore, a superhero theme song, country, alt rock, rap, and a traditional Christian hymn

im diverse 🤠

17 0 9

being an upperclassman in uni is so funny because i have incoming freshmen asking for advice, but i have no idea how i even got here 😅

17 0 0

just randomly stumbled on an ig reel and it’s my friend with his face censored getting interviewed by the news 💀 he slayed it tho

19 0 6

i think if i was a narwhal my neck muscles would be super strong from carrying around my teeth all day

15 0 0

crazy unknown fact: teachers and TAs actually DO look out for you and WILL actually help you even if you ask the most basic questions 😱😱

(i just went a whole lecture without understanding and the TA taught me the whole thing again but in simpler terms it was great)

12 0 3

sometimes you meet people for whom you literally cannot think of a description for other than “cutie patootie”

30 1 0

striking horror into the hearts of my friends with my hear-me-out’s

24 0 6

right in front of my salad???

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17 0 4

listening to nightcore music while speedrunning work >>>>>

16 0 0

locked in with summer classes… this homegirl is getting things DONE (sort of)

13 0 0

the further i get into life the more i realize my sense of humor is just random half-ironic one-liners, and that’s okay 😌

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