hi hi hi, pinned post time (subject to change bc people change)!
online aliases (in order of preference): ally, ally :), allyz, ally smile
essentials: she/her, person of color, in uni on my 2nd degree (help) ♡
mainly post stuff about my life! i try to keep my profile a happy, comfy & safe place. i also really like existing peacefully, so if you’re here to say things that will hurt people’s feelings or cause arguments, this is not the place for you :)
interests:
detroit: become human, skyrim: the elder scrolls v, minecraft, SCP, one direction, louis tomlinson, drawing, writing, donating blood, everything everywhere all at once, resident evil 2 & 4, valorant, heathers (both movie & musical), hitman
so apparently i’m secretary of housing on wasteof.money ??
anyway i have decided to open communal housing to any for whom it would be a wise financial decision. rent will be set at a flat rate of $500 USD per month - less than a quarter of the average U.S. rent - for a maximum of seven roommates per living space :3
being the animal shelter for my friendgroup’s modded minecraft server is funny because every time i log on there’s been a change to who’s in my house:
- i adopted one (1) green firebird, JADEN
- one of my friends dropped Esmerelda the green firebird at my door
- another one of my friends unceremoniously gave me B*st*rd (uncensored in reality lol) the green firebird
- the roof of my house somehow suffocated Esmerelda
- I adopted CIDER the red firebird, 4 skeleton horses, and two horses
- yet another friend left EK-[insert something I forget all the numbers] Fiva Board the green firebird inside my house, claiming that he would pay rent (in all fairness, he did)
- yet another friend spawned Jonothan the cow on my porch and decided that I should keep him
- B*st*rd’s owner acidentally killed him while relocating Jonothan
- i adopted four cats: WAIMARIE, KORORIKO, MĀKOKO, and MIETTE, and two dogs: TOTOA and and an as-of-yet unnamed dog
- We saved Edward the enderman from damnation by putting him in a boat, but he was preventing me from sleeping, so I moved him outside under a tree
- the friend who dropped Esmerelda with me is now planning to keep Manny the wooly mammoth at my house
- the guy who spawned Jonothan the cow accidentally killed Edward while giving him a new house, so we adopted Edwardina to cope with our loss
- the same guy also brought 2 pandas and a nudibranch (???) to storage at my house.
update: i am building a server zoo
every day when i pick my outfit i have to decide the vibe i’m going for... am i going for a more adam sandler look, or do we go hyperfeminine? retired horse girl or business casual? the possibilities are endless
shoutout to the frat bro (?) i met while watching the aurora borealis, who, upon seeing the bear-shaped silhouette of a tree, declared: “WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!” and spent a good few minutes chatting about markiplier with me
the genres of my top streamed songs this month are in order:
indie pop, german alt rock, queer pop, league of legends music (please withhold your judgement), chinese pop, 2010s nightcore, a superhero theme song, country, alt rock, rap, and a traditional Christian hymn
im diverse 
being an upperclassman in uni is so funny because i have incoming freshmen asking for advice, but i have no idea how i even got here 
just randomly stumbled on an ig reel and it’s my friend with his face censored getting interviewed by the news 
he slayed it tho
i think if i was a narwhal my neck muscles would be super strong from carrying around my teeth all day
crazy unknown fact: teachers and TAs actually DO look out for you and WILL actually help you even if you ask the most basic questions 
(i just went a whole lecture without understanding and the TA taught me the whole thing again but in simpler terms it was great)
sometimes you meet people for whom you literally cannot think of a description for other than “cutie patootie”
the further i get into life the more i realize my sense of humor is just random half-ironic one-liners, and that’s okay 