when youre so incredibly bored that you start spam texting all your friends but you dont have enough friends so you get even more bored like BRUH CAN I NOT BE BORED WHY IS THERE NOTHING TO DO
people say that a plank is the longest two minutes ever but have they ever held a left split for two minutes 
i had a dream where i went to florence + the machines tour then i woke up and realized that i didnt 

my history teacher is so unnecessarily obsessed with her observations
she’s like “no saying shut up, no asking about math tests, no being distracted, do your work perfectly the whole block, blah blah blah”