@androm3da

how to make a turkey according to my orchestra director

1. bake it in mayonnaise

2. inject it with butter and spices (loooots of butter)

3. in the last hour, wrap it in butchers inch thick bacon

4. put it on pizza

i just saw an ad for tim hortons

new quotes from me

“i would sleep with a hippo”

“we’re eating duck poop”

“Wily whistler” (GUYS THIS IS A FISH SPECIES IM NOT WEIRD)

so like how do you stop the rumors that you’re dating your friend…

Ralph is the actual goat

instead of doing work i was having a race with my friend to see who could open more tabs faster. then our teacher comes up and is like “hey! you should be writing a python script to do that”. so i did. then he told me to use a while true loop

lowk amazing class

someone said 6-7 in history

my friend asked if i was high :(((

i refuse to be productive for the next hour and a half. if anyone sees me doing work tell me to stop

im actually about to crash out jsdhgokhasgoishfjkdlsnklsdnfjksheuo

when your comp sci teacher expects you to learn something from the code of your classmates but their code is the exact same except for a missing for loop so THEY get to learn something but YOU don’t

i miss the days when my only concern was the identity of Joey DeCaio

I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API. I HATE GEMINI API.

Timmy > Tommy

i was reading this book and i realized that i could just change my life direction and become a spy and be sent to a different country and spy of people and do sneaky stuff

like that would lowk be fun

democracy is now defined as:

• i made a deal to not fight my friend after school today

my crp is gonna be amazing in history. i can just tell

did you search up that word for the sole purpose of insulting me?