@androm3da

now they think i’m 701 years old, i live in antarctica and the moon stole my brain

i gaslit all my campers today into thinking that 2 + 2 = -84

however it backfired because now they say i’m under a spell that makes me stupid

who decided large family reunions were a good idea?

i know a grand total of five people out of who knows how many

AND the house has no cell service

Come Cry With Me by Puddles Pity Party is an amazing song

WHEN WEIRD AL PLAYED ONE MORE MINUTE WITH YOU HE CAME UP TO MY TABLE, RIZZED UP MY MOM, AND GAVE HER A SCARF

I’M GOING TO THE WEIRD AL CONCERT TOMORROW

who is Joey DeCaio