@androm3da

yippee band camp starts today

my review of the movies

1. AMAZING ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER (first one)

2. much better than i expected

3. sooooo good, but i like the first better

4. hear me out, toothless

5. so amazing

my sleepover was a success

5 movies watched

1. jurrasic park

2. kpop demon hunters

3. enola holmes 2

4. how to train your dragon (animated)

5. pride and prejudice

all movies are completely related to each other. i refuse to believe anything else

i just had square spaghetti.

who decided that square spaghetti should exist.

it’s a crime.

THAT FEELING WHEN YOU ARENT SICK ANYMORE AND CAN BREATHE AGAIN

don’t you just love it when your kids stab each other with forks.

and all you can do is tell them to say sorry and promise to don’t do it again because otherwise you’ll get sued

nu uh you’re on your own

now they think i’m 701 years old, i live in antarctica and the moon stole my brain

i gaslit all my campers today into thinking that 2 + 2 = -84

however it backfired because now they say i’m under a spell that makes me stupid

who decided large family reunions were a good idea?

i know a grand total of five people out of who knows how many

AND the house has no cell service

Come Cry With Me by Puddles Pity Party is an amazing song

WHEN WEIRD AL PLAYED ONE MORE MINUTE WITH YOU HE CAME UP TO MY TABLE, RIZZED UP MY MOM, AND GAVE HER A SCARF

I’M GOING TO THE WEIRD AL CONCERT TOMORROW

who is Joey DeCaio