@androm3da

DID YOU KNOW

Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock.

And nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday

how do you get legal rights to your electrons

people are scary

if you’re legally dead you don’t have to pay taxes btw

i swear that i don’t get competitive about pickleball

BUT WE SHOULD HAVE WON. WE WERE UP 5-1 FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN THE OTHER TEAM SWITCHED THEIR SUB AND STARTED WINNING. THIS IS NOT FAIR

score was 6-7 for a time HAHAHAHAHA

i can’t believe that my parents won’t let me get a pet snake

a few years ago i made an ENTIRE SPREADSHEET of information about good beginner species, vets near us, food and where to buy it and any other factor you could think of

AND MY DAD SAYS THAT ITS TOO EXPENSIVE

i got a job last summer to hopefully pay for it

AND HES LIKE “but in a few years you’ll go to college and i’m not taking care of a snake”

how do i convince them

i think the school is breaking down

yet another day of my class succeeding ragebaiting my history teacher

while i was walking a robot around the cafeteria (we named it JVM) i looked at my watch and noticed that i won 1k dollars. i knew i won but i forgot what i specifically won. anyway the other robot is named beau. but beau is kinda broken. we managed to fix JVM by making the screws tighter but beau ran outta power so we couldnt turn her on to test. oh oh oh one of the controllers didnt work so we wasted like 30 minutes trying to fix the robot when the controller was the issue.

I asked my math teacher why I got points off on this question on my quiz and she goes “yeah idk what you did wrong either”

then she just walks away and doesn't offer to change my grade because I GOT THE QUESTION RIGHT

Edit: She fixed it :)

I WAS LIED TO IM GONNA JUMP MY MATH TEACHER

actually just listened to the best debate ever in history today

i heard the rumor that we’re having a lockdown today. ts better happen fifth block

i think i’m following every single nasa instagram account