nu uh you’re on your own
when you’re on vacation in a DIFFERENT COUNTRY and you see your MATH TEACHER who says “mAkE sUrE yOu PrEpArE fOr AlGeBrA 2”
like no thanks i’m just gonna make @androm3da do all my homework
now they think i’m 701 years old, i live in antarctica and the moon stole my brain
i gaslit all my campers today into thinking that 2 + 2 = -84
however it backfired because now they say i’m under a spell that makes me stupid
i gaslit all my campers today into thinking that 2 + 2 = -84
however it backfired because now they say i’m under a spell that makes me stupid
who decided large family reunions were a good idea?
i know a grand total of five people out of who knows how many
AND the house has no cell service 
WHEN WEIRD AL PLAYED ONE MORE MINUTE WITH YOU HE CAME UP TO MY TABLE, RIZZED UP MY MOM, AND GAVE HER A SCARF