my english teacher sent me an email for the sole purpose of saying happy birthday since i dont have her today
so i had no idea she knew i existed but okay
i was at my aunts house and there were four dogs to pet right?
they all wanted to be pet at the same time and i don’t have enough hands so they started fighting over who was getting pet
. one of them was growing at the others and the other one would paw me to pet her 


AND THEN THIS LITTLE SWEETIE JUMPED ON MY LAP AND FELL ASLEEP AND LAY DOWN ON ME AND IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER 



who needs humans when you have dogs and cats and other animals to pet 



I’M SO STUPID I JUST SPENT 30 MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THIS ERROR AND IT TURNS OUT I HAD A DIFFERENT FUNCTION WITH THE SAME NAME LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER THE FIRST ONE AND I’M JUST BLIND AND DIDN’T SEE IT
my mom worked at the elementary school right next door to my house for a few years so all our trick or treaters know her
i feel bad for anyone that has to interact with me in stem club tomorrow
i’m certain that i will be tweaking so much and probably yapping about math every other sentence
NO
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP SAYING THAT????
IM GONNA SHOW UP TO YOUR SCHOOL SO WE CAN MAKE OUT DURING LUNCH