@androm3da

NEW PHONE IDEA:

• teachers put your phones on the ceiling so you’re like “oh noooo im too short to get my phoooone”

• at the end of class they press a button that drops them all at once

• ensuing highly interesting court cases of parents suing schools

“Never in my 14 years of teaching have I ever seen this type of behavior”

History teacher part 2

EVIL FRIENDS FORCING ME TO PRESENT

oh then she ate her raffle ticket

“im my FIFTEEN years of teaching I have never had a class this SPECIAL. and you are my SMALLEST class. tsk tsk tsk”

-my impression of my history teacher

i’m making my english class do speed dating today

how accurate would the national weather service api be

how to make a turkey according to my orchestra director

1. bake it in mayonnaise

2. inject it with butter and spices (loooots of butter)

3. in the last hour, wrap it in butchers inch thick bacon

4. put it on pizza

i just saw an ad for tim hortons

new quotes from me

“i would sleep with a hippo”

“we’re eating duck poop”

“Wily whistler” (GUYS THIS IS A FISH SPECIES IM NOT WEIRD)

so like how do you stop the rumors that you’re dating your friend…

Ralph is the actual goat

instead of doing work i was having a race with my friend to see who could open more tabs faster. then our teacher comes up and is like “hey! you should be writing a python script to do that”. so i did. then he told me to use a while true loop

lowk amazing class

someone said 6-7 in history

my friend asked if i was high :(((

i refuse to be productive for the next hour and a half. if anyone sees me doing work tell me to stop

im actually about to crash out jsdhgokhasgoishfjkdlsnklsdnfjksheuo

when your comp sci teacher expects you to learn something from the code of your classmates but their code is the exact same except for a missing for loop so THEY get to learn something but YOU don’t