this genuinely might be the greatest post ever made
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked 
) (we ALL relate) 
idk why but for the last week i’ve just been referring to @ilovetimhortons to the ol ‘horton to myself and laughing. “oh look, the ol’ horton just posted!”. i think ol’ horton is the new sad emo juffalo buffalo at the ibiza pizza
guys if you evel feel weird just remember that there are atleast 5 ppl out there who have lost nnn to futa blending in among our society like they normal ppl
td i woke up at 8 am but i decided to go to sleep again cuz i thought i didnt get enough hours so in those 2 extra hrs of sleep i deadass dreamt about going to epstein island