THIS GENUINELY IS THE GREATEST POST EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF SOCIAL MEDIA
when its 138 A.K. (after kirk), and your hb buenianz lowkirk2714buenuinely does an illegal glooning (gloving + gooning) move so you lowkirk2714birdgamejeffaloepsteinbuenuinely have to deglove him so now he can only goon instead of gloon but then you see that big j (Josh Atticus) lowsalad2174kenuinely destroyed the blaze servers so now he can’t goon either so you highkirkenuiactuallyreally js turn into scp wish i knew but then you think of hawk tuah so its now its scp wish i knuah (knew + tuah) so you lowaterlooekirkenuinely js live a thousand years listening to triple t covers of esDIHkid who has over 67 songs and 41 albums but then you lowkglazekiwienuinely let it crust, so you ragebait eagle but he lwkirkenuinely runs the streets of the big rica so he tries switching out your entire neighborhood and then says its js a prank lil bro
buenianz: what
jeffalo epstein: hi
jeffalo: what
jadallo: hi jeffstein
ilovetimhortons: I LOVE WATERLOO!!!
salad: i’m too busy to hop on hypixel unc… i love israel
oren: lindsay
kiwi: i am not from new zealand
paradock: SIGMAAAAA (+1000 AURA)
kyletech: this makes my head hurt…. i think i GOTTA GO…
jeffalo epstein: hi
owl: hoot hoot
kaleb: i am more mexican than irish
fungi (also known as 94): blacked out like a grilled chicken
plerby: come in
cheesewhiskers: …meow meow? boi im gonna ban you from the ‘darf if you dont SYBAU…
jcole: numero uno:
drake: big as the what? big as the superbowl, but the difference is its just two guys…
if your legs go weak when you're taking the fattest shit of your life you're a real one
look!
[something abt feet/thighs/goth girls/wanting to be abused/]
i'm so different and freaky
give me my likes now
"ew no im not giving u a footjob"
Translating…
All hail Nethanyatu and the Glorious Jewish Republic of Israel
LIKE AND REPOST TO SPREAD AWARENESS OF Steak. . .
2 years on wasteof (longer if you include my old account) and I never set a banner whatever image gets the most likes I’ll set as my banner for a bit
requirements:
cannot be the flop of social media
this genuinely might be the greatest post ever made
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked 
) (we ALL relate) 
idk why but for the last week i’ve just been referring to @ilovetimhortons to the ol ‘horton to myself and laughing. “oh look, the ol’ horton just posted!”. i think ol’ horton is the new sad emo juffalo buffalo at the ibiza pizza
guys if you evel feel weird just remember that there are atleast 5 ppl out there who have lost nnn to futa blending in among our society like they normal ppl
td i woke up at 8 am but i decided to go to sleep again cuz i thought i didnt get enough hours so in those 2 extra hrs of sleep i deadass dreamt about going to epstein island