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WARNING!

DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SAY 8647, WHETHER IT’S ONLINE, AS A JOKE, IN PUBLIC, IN PRIVATE, OR ANYWHERE ELSE REGARDLESS OF THE CONTEXT, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LOCKED UP.

To understand what 8647 means, here’s the following:

86 = To kill

47 = The 47th president, Donald Trump

8647 = To kill the 47th president, Donald Trump

This is something James Comey, the former FBI director, has posted on his Instagram, and complimented on that same post. If anyone writes or says 8647 on any post or place whatsoever, you are threatening to murder Trump, which is actually a federal crime in the United States. It doesn’t matter whether you absolutely hate Trump or not, you should never threaten to kill the president or any political figure, or even anybody else for that matter.

Comey did try to backtrack it by saying that he didn’t know it was political, however, it doesn’t matter for 2 reasons:

  1. He did know better as he learned code words/numbers during his time as an FBI director, so he knows almost every code and meaning, including the term 8647. This is a lie and a sad attempt to get out of potential legal charges being pressed against him.

  2. Even if James Comey was honest in that following post (which he wasn’t), it doesn’t matter. Even if he didn’t mean to threaten the president, he still did anyways, which means this now needs to be taken seriously in order to protect the president’s safety and ensure that this doesn’t go without consequences.

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how do i have 105 pages man ion remember allat

“And Yet, El Mariachi” 🔥

my OG scratch account is 8 years and 7 months old

I have a new best friend :D

mfw crush asks to come over to my house to see my pets

mfw crush asks to come over to my house to see my pets

I just shat myself in my geography exam

I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)

Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.

Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there

So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet

The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy

I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig

Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys

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no more sonic the hedgehog 😭

genesis 1 does not pass trumps NSF censorship

Considering using .c_str() and feeding it into atoi()

Tips on taking a C++ string class object that only contains a number (e.g. "-200") and converting it into an int or double?

Tips on taking a C++ string class object that only contains a number (e.g. "-200") and converting it into an int or double?

I am going to bake you into a batch of Every Flavor Jelly Beans

Remember that story where Loki transforms into a mare and gets impregnated by a horse? Guess who has a Loki skin: Chester. And guess who's part of Chester’s trio: BERRY THE HORSE.

Be me

What must a man do to get on alpha?

True…

The usernames are just wrong

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