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Fun Shovel Knight fact: You witness at least one character dance in every single player campaign.

Post button too, because I won't notice the error until it's too late

they lie

fun fact: you can have nightmares in shovel knight.

trying to figure out the wasteof following api

Oh, I see it. It says: you did not wake up today to be mediocre. Unfortunately they don't know what I woke up to be.

I got another Scratch alert today. This one, on the other hand, I actually understand, and I'm kind of glad the ST removed it because I would've done it myself if I could.

They're going to call the next one svultekit.

I want to create a version of wasteof that actually works on Apple Watch. The current version has many glitches that makes it less plausible to use, such as not being able to report or delete anything.

Now that I think of it, would probably be physically impossible. Until we have the ability to bend the rules of physics, I think they should just release some sort of standalone Joustus game. Or even just add the functionality to play with others online, that would make the game really fun.

I think it's really crazy that Jeffalo created a website solely so I can post random Shovel Knight stuff everywhere. It's almost unbelievable, even.

My cough has finally stopped

Fun fact: nobody on wasteof knows what I look like

Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!