@confusedg

some of these lectures in high school needa be optional

dawg I can’t be up at 6 in the morning to get some useless lecture that could’ve been summed up as like 2 assignments posted for us to do on our own time

I guess some people need a baby sitter tho

“Good afternoon Mrs {Employer}, I hope this email finds you splendiferously!”

that’s the first line in my application email I sent with my resume

yo am I getting the job

@jeffalo twin can I get alpha tester pls (@3xiondev showed me his layout and I think the colors look cool)

I feel like this cat whenever I say something in a class I have a passion for

bubba bill clinton was on the screen in my history class without his yaoi partner DJT

I wrote about state testing during the state testing test about writing

how fast would I get cancer if I just drank Diet Dr. Pepper instead of water

my compsci teacher keeps posting piss easy assignments and then giving everyone 40 minutes to work on them and then makes us present them over the course of a week

My history class has unfortunately (or fortunately depending on who you are) become a debate class @androm3da can attest

last night I was actively hunted by a family of bears in a forest

someone dressed up as a loan officer in my comp-sci class for halloween