Code Name: Banana

i wrote this at midnight so it is probably way too disorganized but oh well, that's how my brain works

prom was the most fun i have ever had in my life. not sure if that's a testament to it or if it shows how little i spend time with friends.

back in march i asked my crush, banana, to prom and she said yes! booyah! however, at the same time, my parents were trying to force me to go with someone else instead. they were really fucking pissed that i chose banana because they didn't know her at all, but i told them that doesn't really matter? anyways i am severely underplaying the deal they made out of this, it got so bad that i almost called it all off just because they weren't letting me do anything with her. they eventually finally stopped caring but pretended like they never did. holy fucking manipulation!!! pissed me the everliving fuck off!

anyways, fast forward to a few hours before prom night. banana had changed plans without me knowing, which upset my parents, and they made me call her for them to help them understand everything, and she blew up at me for not following along. oh well. i was really mad at the time but in retrospect it was her mostly blowing up at my parents, which was very much justified. prom time! we take a bunch of photos (all of mine were awkward but oh well), then we change the already changed plans and go take photos somewhere else too. oh well. photos were fun though

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@dumbass