when your POOR friend says he’ll raise the ceilings of his trampoline wing because he keeps hitting the chandelier, instead of just lowering the floors 


“no amount of money ever bought a second of time” - billionaire who just invented time travel
that was one of my top 5 favourite canadian movies based on a show based on a band that ive seen this week
oh yeah its also canada day
just realized its called wasteof.money because its an abbreviation for the names of all the characters
pro tip: if we raise taxes on poor people, that will incentivise them to stop being poor