yea bro i lowkey might be bi i was jerking off to FOIDS now i be jerking off to GUYS
they shouldve elected ME president so i would make dogecoin the international currency…
THIS GENUINELY IS THE GREATEST POST EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF SOCIAL MEDIA
if your legs go weak when you're taking the fattest shit of your life you're a real one
look!
[something abt feet/thighs/goth girls/wanting to be abused/]
i'm so different and freaky
give me my likes now
"ew no im not giving u a footjob"
Translating…
All hail Nethanyatu and the Glorious Jewish Republic of Israel
LIKE AND REPOST TO SPREAD AWARENESS OF Steak. . .
2 years on wasteof (longer if you include my old account) and I never set a banner whatever image gets the most likes I’ll set as my banner for a bit
requirements:
cannot be the flop of social media
this genuinely might be the greatest post ever made
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked ) (we ALL relate) 
