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destroyer of the hit website wasteof dot money.. aka jefallo
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thrat is a murderer #neverforget #tallpeterourking

Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.

On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.

The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.

All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.

Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.

Thank you.

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thrat is only one letter away from thart which sounds like fart

i’m the only candidate with the track record to commit to bringing down wasteof for good

my evil scheme was successful

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i will also make eris face reveal if i win

hi im running if i win ill face reveal

The wasteof election has officially started! The election will end at midnight on August 15th (Switzerland/Wasteof time) Voting will open in 24 hours, and continues to the end of the election.

Voting rules:

Vote on the official voting post, scheduled to launch 24 hours from now.

Votes may be cast anytime from opening until the end of the election on Aug 15th.

The candidate who has the most votes at the end of the election is the winner.

Votes are changeable, change your vote at any time, as many times as you want.

One vote per person, not account. Trying to vote on multiple accounts will invalidate all of your votes. 

You must be a real personal account to vote that was created before August 8th 2026. (eg: namesnipes would not be valid)

Election guidelines:

Start campaigning… now!

You may run with a cabinet or vice president, but they are not required.

You may enter the race at any time. 

Anyone is allowed to run for election.

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vote for me and everybody gets hurt

vote for me and nobody gets hurt

The wasteof election has officially started! The election will end at midnight on August 15th (Switzerland/Wasteof time) Voting will open in 24 hours, and continues to the end of the election.

Voting rules:

Vote on the official voting post, scheduled to launch 24 hours from now.

Votes may be cast anytime from opening until the end of the election on Aug 15th.

The candidate who has the most votes at the end of the election is the winner.

Votes are changeable, change your vote at any time, as many times as you want.

One vote per person, not account. Trying to vote on multiple accounts will invalidate all of your votes. 

You must be a real personal account to vote that was created before August 8th 2026. (eg: namesnipes would not be valid)

Election guidelines:

Start campaigning… now!

You may run with a cabinet or vice president, but they are not required.

You may enter the race at any time. 

Anyone is allowed to run for election.

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CAMPAIGN PLEDGES:

  • [REDACTED]

  • [REDACTED]

  • [REDACTED]

  • construct a 20-storey McDonald's Hotel

  • [REDACTED]

  • [REDACTED]

The wasteof election has officially started! The election will end at midnight on August 15th (Switzerland/Wasteof time) Voting will open in 24 hours, and continues to the end of the election.

Voting rules:

Vote on the official voting post, scheduled to launch 24 hours from now.

Votes may be cast anytime from opening until the end of the election on Aug 15th.

The candidate who has the most votes at the end of the election is the winner.

Votes are changeable, change your vote at any time, as many times as you want.

One vote per person, not account. Trying to vote on multiple accounts will invalidate all of your votes. 

You must be a real personal account to vote that was created before August 8th 2026. (eg: namesnipes would not be valid)

Election guidelines:

Start campaigning… now!

You may run with a cabinet or vice president, but they are not required.

You may enter the race at any time. 

Anyone is allowed to run for election.

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Your vote will be appreciated.

fuck you

hi everyone, guess what today is??? after half a decade of existence, wasteof.money has officially turned five years old!! this achievement wouldn’t have been possible without our lovely user base, so thank you all, and here’s to another five 🎉🎉🎉

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jeffalo fell off

my evil scheme was successful

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i hate women

still evil