this hard-hitting journalism from The Wasted Onion (the only trustworthy news source) has revealed a shocking truth.
the rules of the prior election state that “If you are running, and you attempt to boost your campaign in an unfair way, you will be immediately disqualified from the election and become ineligible to run in any future elections.” thrat’s murder of the American hero @tallpeter was committed to boost his current campaign, meaning he is completely ineligible to stand for office.
will the corrupt officials running the @election disqualify him, or will their inaction reveal their biases (possibly due to financial influence) in this race?
Election Coverage: Owl Says Wasteof5 Will Feature Button That Drops Anvil On Other Users Heads
THE INTERNET—Expanding on her campaign promise to finish wasteof4 and begin work on its successor, presidential candidate Owl said Friday that wasteof5 will feature a button to drop an anvil onto the heads of other users.
By The Wasted Onion: Thrat Assassinated TallPeter Last Year So We'd Have A Better Chance Of Winning This Year
Hello, my fellow wasteof.money users. As many of you know, I am running in this year's presidential election. I've already shared how I plan to make wasteof even better, such as finishing wasteof4, starting wasteof5, and wearing former President Kiwi's skin. Now, of course I believe my opponent, Thrat, is not a suitable candidate, but even they have one thing that bodes well for them in my view: the fact they assassinated 2025 presidential candidate TallPeter, thereby giving all of us a much better chance of winning this year.
This piece was suggested by @owl, thank you!
Elsewhere On The Campaign Trail:
Thrat-Eris Campaign Disavows Links To Darflen, Clarifies They Use Blaze Instead
EvilJeffalo Accidentally Boosts Thrat's Poll Lead After Accusing Them Of Murder
Juni Vows To Poop On Wasteof Server To Mark Her Territory
LandonHere Promises Cheap Catgirl Transformations
Full coverage: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/owl-says-wasteof5-will-feature-button-that-drops-anvil-on-other-users-heads/
GOOD NEWS FOR FANS OF THE TRUTH:
under an eviljeffalo Presidency:
all official communication will be distributed via The Wasted Onion,
staff of any rivalling media organisations will be punished,
and a subscription will be offered for $500000/month that offers early access to all presidential announcements via The Wasted Onion
facts don't care about your feelings
This is blatant misinformation by the evil jeffalo campaign. The election time was already decided AND announced before evil jeffalo announced he was running. This lack of respect for truth makes me wonder who is REALLY behind the @eviljeffalo account. I’m not saying you shouldn’t vote for an obvious alt account… but be careful who you vote for this year.
ever noticed how, as soon as i start running, they shorten the election from one week down to three days? let’s just say that @jeffalo has more influence than you’d think…
ever noticed how, as soon as i start running, they shorten the election from one week down to three days? let’s just say that @jeffalo has more influence than you’d think…
thrat and eris are both users of the site darflen.com.. could you really support candidates who willingly subject themselves to that?
thrat is a murderer #neverforget #tallpeterourking
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.
i’m the only candidate with the track record to commit to bringing down wasteof for good
i will also make eris face reveal if i win
hi im running if i win ill face reveal
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Voting rules:
Vote on the official voting post, scheduled to launch 24 hours from now.
Votes may be cast anytime from opening until the end of the election on Aug 15th.
The candidate who has the most votes at the end of the election is the winner.
Votes are changeable, change your vote at any time, as many times as you want.
One vote per person, not account. Trying to vote on multiple accounts will invalidate all of your votes.
You must be a real personal account to vote that was created before August 8th 2026. (eg: namesnipes would not be valid)
Election guidelines:
Start campaigning… now!
You may run with a cabinet or vice president, but they are not required.
You may enter the race at any time.
Anyone is allowed to run for election.