being sleep-deprived and watching a nuggets game with your even more sleep-deprived mother, highlights:

"he was trying to be like caitlin clark! they need caitlin clark, anyway, she's better than fuzzy boy"

"let this be a lesson to you, when you bring someone home, he needs to be like christian braun, not like fuzzy boy"

"yeah, that was an offensive foul!" "no it wasn't!" "he changed his pivot foot, too, look!" "no he didn't!" "yeah, look at him, he's just skipping down the court!" "no he's not!" "look at that, he's just skipping down and then does a little elon musk jump at the end" "WHAT NO HE DIDNT....."

"you think you're so big,,,,,,,,,, because you're so big,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"

"i heard he's dating ilhan omar" "WHAT" "yeah, he wanted to date taylor swift, but the other guy was already dating her, so, he had to date ilhan omar" "WHAT" "listen, this is just the gossip going around the locker rooms, i don't-" "HE'S MARRIED AND HAS TWO CHILDREN" "to ilhan omar!"