didn’t know beatlestwt was a thing. unfortunately now i do, because apparently there is huge drama over someone making a detailed thread on how they would kill, cook, and eat paul fucking mccartney

their defense was “i guess you can’t handle ‘he’s so cute i want to eat him’ jokes when they get a little technical”. BROTHA YOU MADE A WHOLE DETAILED GRUESOME THREAD ABOUT FUCKING CANNIBALISM

there’s so much batshit insane stuff on this account i’m cryinggggg

save me star trek tos incorrect twitter quotes

WHAT AMULET

the amulet :] (it’s not a star trek reference they’re just being goofy)

correctrek admin logging on to see 8476583947593845 from me doomscrolling her acc and liking all the tos posts

I FORGOT THE WORD NOTIFS. I MEANT 8476583947593845 NOTIFS. LAUGHING SO HARD AT THESE IC ANT THINK STRAIGHT

WHA DOES THAT NUMBER MEAN HELO ME

thats real though i used to have a king size bed when i was like. ten. with my mama ofc and i came back to it after like a year and wth those things r giant

me real

u gotta come online bestie u gotta save urself i won’t stop spamming u till u do

HELP and EXCUSE YOU I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SEVENTEEN HOUR SLEEP. HDY

theyre called chcik muck arent they am i stupid. CHIPMUNKS. oh ughhh

what the heck get a funnel

i have no comprehension of who everyone here is or whats going on but very funny

real i was laughinf so hard

i forgor one i meant to send too

this was the meme i was referencing lmao. chekov is much more of a cutie than ivonavativich but he’s still russian so it popped into my head

also if i call people cutie it’s platonic like uh the zoo animal quality thing you said like how i feel about cale makar it’s just askjfdhkjsdhflsdkfjhgsdklfjgsdkfg

real dw thats how i feel ab buddy holly he was so silly yk. zoo animal. ☝☝☝😰😰😰

oh ok ive seen that ok real

you know the suffix vich/vitch means son of in russian :3 its commonly used for middle names i believe, or at least was like two hundred years ago,,

this is canon trust me i was the . how do you spell that. ceiling candelabra

actually that miiight just be a lamp idk 😝😝😝

the banger i got was me saying “doing some scientific research” and then me sharing screenshots from infinite craft where i combined yaoi and hockey into yaoi hockey

(insert the “these pictures are the same” meme)

i thought of you immediately idk if you hate me rn or not but

i dont think i could even do that i was not informed of these five girlfriends of sixty eight . also i dont hate you help im just mad at everything in my life … omg .. in my life… beatles ref.///….

i feel like you hate me for five million different reasons but that’s probably just my insecure ass. my bad bestie

my father just got diagnosed 9/10 chance with cancer and just got discharged from the hospital today after four days in the hospital. i assure you, its not you.

OH !!!! im sorry frownz

it ok but unfortch doctors dont think hed surv chemo or radiation so like everythings kinda uncertain rn haha

i promise i think of other things i just post about them on scratch this is my platform for going insane and saying … shivers… shudders.////…. looks round me to make sure no ones watching,,, puts hand by my mouth.. c*ss words..

i eemember everything i say depressedly

“i love you. i hope you realize that.” meanwhile italy when he realizes that

me when i’m in a fit as much problematic shit into one message as possible competition and my opponent is jilly 29fleetwoodmack on twitter

like damn we got the xenophobia and the incest jokes all in one???? i get why she’s been banned twice already

me whne my mother just learned myt grandparents (her husbands parents) were third cousins and i wa slike “its not.. that bad,… it could be worse..”

i could fit more in……

OOMF GETS ME 🙏

thsi is what i logged onto wo.m for with my mile long username ? 😢

no i understand like zoo animal quality like “omg!! pointpointpoint look at it!!! thats a !!! sily!! little!! thing!!!!!!”

YES!!!!!!

WHY DOES RTAT POST HAVE THE MOST HEARTS OF ANY OF MY POSTS

ignoring the fact that claire leslie’s hair bothers you,, rate my neri pf

10/10 it’s so pretty omg.

thank youuuuu

lowkey considering getting a dif site bc the two people i joined wasteof. for left and idk

you would. 100% hate my friend group server but neri’s a good site and will has an acc there and uhh who else do you know uh straw does too

you could get it like. juswt to talk to me if you wantesd. or not. idk.

okiii i got it. just for you, but i’m willing to join your thinfy if you want me idk i’ll behave i’m not actually mental like i was a few months ago

its not necessarily just about what happened a few months ago its more like. i think you would be uncomfortable. there are about 25 people there, and 4 of them (myself included) are christians and then there’s one who’s jewish. and people swear sometimes and make sex jokes sometimes. i just think you’d be uncomfortable tee bee aytch

ah. i’m moreso worried about everyone hating me tbh lmao but whatever you think is best is fine tbh idc

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ironic website title to be asking what to do with my money on, but what do i do with my $25 (these are the options) (just sending the link so you can zoom in and actually read it) https://ibb.co/PZSZXcy

uhhhh well do you have a water bottle so far and what songs do those books have in them?

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