not something i ever anticipated saying but here we are (its funny with context i swear)
explain this to me with all the detail possible please snx i might not respond but i would like to talk you or rather read you yapping 
youve stuck with me through everything and i donāt think i tell you enough how much i appreciate that. i love you. 
OKAY THEN so in football uh thereās the quarterback (qb) who throws the ball. and he throws it to someone. and that person tries to catch it and run with it. and there are different positions people can play. one of them is the wide receiver, whoās whole job is basically just. catching the ball. they donāt run that much, although they can. anyway, the denver broncosā quarterback is bo nix, and their star wide receiver is courtland sutton. and bo nix is good at throwing the ball to courtland sutton. and so. yeah. thatās basically it. oh yeah the context of the rizz part is that my crush wore a denver broncos jersey to youth group a few weeks ago so i was like āomg should i try to use denver broncos rizz on him,,,ā
i am going to crash out nikola jokic dropped 56 points and we STILL lost to the WORST TEAM IN THE NBA
pov elon musk gets mad at you and you lose 168 twitter followers in like 2 weeks
YOU DONT HAVE TWITTER + I NEVER ACTUALLY INTERACTED WITH HIM HE JUST WANTS TO CENSOR PEOPLE WITH MY POLITICAL VIEWPOINTS + MEMBERS OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY + DONT CALL HIM A GROWN MAN HE HAS THE MATURITY AND INTELLIGENCE OF A 12-YEAR-OLD AND THATS BEING GENEROUS
real .., + ah.. rude. free speech, dude. also ALSO THERED A WASTEOFMONEY LIVE CHAT
i swear all this unserious basketball team thatās alternating wins and losses consistently has done for me is give me stupid emojis for my neri server
whatās that goofy room though like. you have four televisions. what
YEAH ITS A LOCKER ROOM THEY PUT 16 BASKETBALL PLAYERS IN THAT ROOM WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT IT BEING THE 67TH ANNIVERSARY OF HOLLYS FIRST ED SULLIVAN PERFORMANCE ON THE FIRST IM SO MADā¦
YOUTH GROUP WAS SO FUN LAST NIGHT THEY HAD PIE AND I ATE PUMPKIN PIE THAT MY CRUSH CUT AND PUT WAY TOO MUCH WHIPPED CREAM ON IT AND THEN HOLLY SPRAYED WAY TOO MUCH WHIPPED CREAM DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH 3 SEPARATE TIMES AND THEN THEY HAD A CONTEST AND IT WAS BRADY MATT AND BEN VS TY AND CODY VS HOLLY AND CASHLEY AND ENZLEY AND TY FORGOT HE WAS DIABETIC SO I HAD TO EAT THE LAST PIECE OF HIS HALF OF THE PIE AND SO TY AND CODY AND I WON THE CONTEST AND I GOT LIKE NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I HAD A SUGAR HIGH
brady couldnt eat any more pie and this was just as ty was like "how many carbs are in this? ...oh no" so brady joked "i have diabetes too" and ty said "you do now" because of how many carbs he had just eaten 
i told my mother all of this and i think she is now thoroughly scared of us all
i literally just made a post referring to buddy holly as just holly because idk over the past year iāve realized itās odd to call dead people youāve never met by their first name so i refer to them by their last names instead, like i was in war with them or smth so i stared at the phone for like twenty seconds with my mouth agape and eyes wide
https://youtube.com/shorts/B1bM6ykiUJQ?si=93qsHvCoE0na9T_A PLEASE I CANT BREATHE
My mother bought me some books recently and I asked if they were required reading and she said āNo, for pleasure??? I thought you MIGHT enjoy them because I did when I was your age.ā (She was mad at me, what specifically she said isnāt hugely important.)
Pleasure?
PLEASURE?
I donāt even have a concept of reading just to read, just to enjoy what youāre reading, Lord, reading just to learn? The only think I have a āconceptā of is reading because I HAVE to get it done, because itās REQUIRED, because whatever. I hate this stupid school year. I hate this stupid year.
I wish friends had stars bars like in cattails. And wikis. What do you like, what do you hate? I love you. Do you love me too? Do you hate me? I miss you. I miss you all. Iām missing the ones I still talk to, just thinking about the day weāll part. I canāt imagine not talking to you for the rest of my life, even if itās not often. Even if weāre just catching up at the end of the week. āFor a season or a reasonā, but, I canāt do that. I care too much. Youāre all so great. Youāve all taught me something. Youāve all seen me grow.
Iāve known you since I was 10. Youāve known me longer than any other friend. I have never had a friend I kept longer. Since September 2022. I remember our first conversations. I donāt remember our last. I donāt remember our last long one, either. I love you. I was so annoying. Lord. Whyād you put up with me? I was weird, really just plain odd, was rude to you, rude to your friends, rude toā¦ everyone. You were a better representation of my religion and you arenāt even a part of it. Did I lead you astray? I was so horrible back then. I wouldnāt be surprised. I wish you werenāt so old. I wish you didnāt have to stop talking to me. I wish you didnāt want to.
being sleep-deprived and watching a nuggets game with your even more sleep-deprived mother, highlights:
"he was trying to be like caitlin clark! they need caitlin clark, anyway, she's better than fuzzy boy"
"let this be a lesson to you, when you bring someone home, he needs to be like christian braun, not like fuzzy boy"
"yeah, that was an offensive foul!" "no it wasn't!" "he changed his pivot foot, too, look!" "no he didn't!" "yeah, look at him, he's just skipping down the court!" "no he's not!" "look at that, he's just skipping down and then does a little elon musk jump at the end" "WHAT NO HE DIDNT....."
"you think you're so big,,,,,,,,,, because you're so big,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
"i heard he's dating ilhan omar" "WHAT" "yeah, he wanted to date taylor swift, but the other guy was already dating her, so, he had to date ilhan omar" "WHAT" "listen, this is just the gossip going around the locker rooms, i don't-" "HE'S MARRIED AND HAS TWO CHILDREN" "to ilhan omar!"
just realized i forgot one help,,,,,
"he's a three-time mvp, by the way" "of what?" "what do you think?" "i don't know" "playing basketball!" "his own team?" "the whole league!" "the whole league?!"
ITāS AN AI BOT IN MY FRIEND GROUPāS SERVERā¦ā¦. I THINK IT MEANS THE COUNTRYā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
