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@hamilton

Just a founding father. Acc run by an unapologetic theater and history nerd.
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This is a parody account. Sorry to disappoint, but I am not actually Alexander Hamilton.

(Should I say what my main is?)

Just don’t call him Burr, sir

today I accidentally called this kid I know “Kennedy”. his name is Reagan. this is why you don’t name your kid after a U.S. president

16 1 4

I wonder if we oughta kidnap king George the third

Huh I coulda sworn it was 1776

nah chat it’s not 2026, and it’s not 2016

the guy who said 700-1000 were a fabricated conspiracy was right, it’s actually 1728

…..Alexander come back to sleep…. “I have an early meeting out of town” (turns around)

So glad we made it to 1776! People have been saying lately that they miss government culture from 1606, so we’re going to try a reset this year! Idk if it’ll work or not but a government reset sounds kinda fun!

New year new colony

I yapped a lot in my time as well.

it’s funny when you’re reading a book from 1945 and people use the word yapping in the same way I do lol

10 1 0

How horrifying, that’s the worth of 12 mansions in my economy.

did u guys hear about the huge temu factory that burned down….

they lost $12.86

14 1 4

Idk what flossing is but it sounds important

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This is a parody account. Sorry to disappoint, but I am not actually Alexander Hamilton.

(Should I say what my main is?)

Only a few days left until 1776….. Seems like it's gonna be a pretty boring year ngl

Not sure yet but I think Washington is gonna be our king when this war is over